If You Like Martinelli's and Getting Caught in the Rain

  Lately I've been missing friends. I was  lucky to have friends pretty much at birth to grew up with and, because of that, I never really bothered to make new ones. Now all those close friends have moved away, made new friends, and I'm . . . well, a wee bit pathetic (I really would have ended up a crazy cat lady if not for McKay). I'm thinking 'bout putting an ad in the paper. I think it'll go a little something like this:

  "If you like Martinelli's

  and aren't sick of Oregon rain

If you'd rather eat Hershey's

Than go to the YMCA

If you like making fun of Beavers
And their garish orange

You're the friend that I've looked for

Let's hang out ASAP."

     Any takers? (creepy eyebrow raising to entice you)