Star Trek: TNG Thoughts

•    Ambassadors should be taken into custody immediately. They're going to end up there, anyway.

•   It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside every time Picard would order Worf to load photon torpedoes and fire at will at the Kardashians.

• The Worf/Deanna romance is twenty times more disturbing than the Rachel/Joey fiasco.

•  It's truly amazing how many aliens have the exact same body structure as humans. No four-armed aliens out there in the whole galaxy? 

•  If I lived on the Enterprise, you'd have to drag me out of the holodeck. Seriously, why would anyone ever leave? I'm guessing there must be a time limit or something.

• Patrick Stewart is the sexiest bald white guy in the world.  Not that he had stiff competition. If he and Kelsey Grammar somehow had a baby, that baby's voice would take over the world.

• Is it really weird that I think Brent Spiner is ten times more attractive in full android regalia? 

• I can't hate Wesley Crusher anymore, knowing how rad Wil Wheaton is. How he came out of that role unscathed is beyond me. I sure couldn't have done it.

• Picard confuses me--why is he a Frenchman with an English accent? Have the French evolved into being British? It makes about much sense as the male calico cat that thinks it's a dog with an Australian accent in Barbie, Princess and the Pauper.