Friday, May 25, 2012

WARNING: Do Not Read if Squeemish/Uncomfortable With Nursing Stories

  I've been worried about Lincoln not eating so much lately. Today, after he latched for less than a minute, I decided to test to see if there was still milk all up in mah grillz. Or lady lumps, or whatever you want to call them. So I squeezed said lady lumps a little bit to see.

  Milk squirts up in my face.

  ME: Well, that was probably the most disturbing thing I've ever experienced in my life.

 The end.

Anyone else feel like sharing something that's probably TMI?

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha I've done the same thing only it squirted in Jack's eye instead. Sorry little buddy.
    I've also had to leave church a bit early one time on account of a misplaced nursing pad... yeah that was fun. Luckily I don't think anyone noticed the milk starting to seep through my shirt.
    Oh the joys of nursing!