Things I Learned From the First Episode of Doctor Who Available on Netflix, "The Aztecs"

  (as in, not the first episode ever, but the first one they have on Netflix.)

1. Aztecs wore pointed wizard hats! Or dunce caps, however you want to look at it.

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2. BBC cameras have NEVER been great. Blurriness, anyone?

3. The old Ronald McDonald was way into human sacrifice and stuff. Who knew? He also likes talking directly into the camera.

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4. If you put on a special bracelet, you, yes YOU, can be mistaken for a goddess! Being the wrong gender's cool, no worries, this kind of thing happens in reincarnation. But beware, it's just as easy to lose goddess status as it is to get it. You really should've let Ronald McDonald do his sacrifice thing, way to dishonor EVERYBODY, geez, Barbara.