I Like Haunted Houses in Theory

Me: Let's never buy a house where someone was murdered, K?

McKay: But they're so much cheaper! Look at "Jumanji"!

Me: Yeah, but then terrible things happen. Look at "Jumanji".

McKay: But that wasn't because of the murders.

Me: Yeah, because no one was really murdered there! No murder houses.

McKay: . . . But they're so much cheaper!