Sunday, November 22, 2009

"If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak"

You know how when people ask you "If you had three wishes, what would they be?" you're supposed to use at least one of them to have world peace or something? Well, I would wish for a tame pet fox (I hear they're working on this in Russia or something. I applaud this effort), a never-ending free pass to Disneyland, and something frivolous (for a change), like the largest collection of shoes in the world, or maybe the ability to talk to animals. Maybe not the animal-talking one, though, because I would hate the cats I chase down and hug telling me I'm a jerkface moron.
Well, maybe I wouldn't wish for these, but I'm just saying, I don't feel like being salf-sacrificing today. I want to go to Disneyland and eat pineapple spears and dream about being Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella. Lucky for me, my wish will be fulfilled come Wednesday. Keep working on that world peace thing.

1 comment:

  1. Oh Firefly, the wisdom you have taught us. I am so with you on the wishes, in fact I am proactive about it. I figure if I work very hard, I CAN have the largest shoe collection on the planet. Eric already calls it that!