Punky Duckling

   Robbie was always different than his brothers and sisters. While they joyously sang songs from musicals on their outings (The Sound of Music primarily), he would slip on earphones and bang out to heavy metal. He, unlike them, despised his blonde hair, and decided to dye it teal. After his heart was broken by a local chick who ditched him for a goth, he decided to tattoo a heart on his arm, therefore always wearing his heart on his sleeve (which he considered rather deep and poetic of himself). And when his mother harped endlessly about his teal hair, he appeased her by shaving the sides of it off, and dyeing what was left bright pink.

  Teenage years are difficult.