ME: Hey, love, what did you want for your birthday dinner?
MCKAY: [after a long pause] How many toes?
ME: How many toes on what now?
MCKAY: The mice.
ME: How should I know? How many DO they have?
MCKAY: Eight.
ME: Wow, that's an awful lot of toes!
MCKAY: Mmm-hmm.
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