Mystery Solved

  My visiting teacher texted me and asked if she and her family could drop off a birthday gift for me (which is in two days, WOOT!), and I happily agreed. Here was my (delicious) surprise:

    McKay is both relieved and (I believe) slightly disappointed that his stalker was merely a prankster couple in the ward and not an obsessed psychopath that is madly in love with him. He suggested we get them back by leaving dismembered body parts on their lawn every week or so.
I smiled and said, "Whatever you want, love."