Friday, August 24, 2012

Fantasies

  I remember listening to a review of that incredibly stupid-sounding movie Hall Pass on NPR a while back. I really enjoyed the review, as they approached it intellectually, which was hilarious. One part of it actually hit home, though, as they discussed the premise: how all married people secretly carry around the idea that the only thing keeping them from being able to hook up with ANYONE at ANYTIME is their spouse. If it weren't for that wedding ring, no doubt EVERYONE would want to date them. For some reason, our egos are incapable of letting that idea go.

  Which reminded me of a fantasy I'd had the other day.

And this one, which takes place on a plane:

  And even this one that I've had as long as I can remember:

 But, because of the whole SPOUSE thing, these all end the same way so I don't have to feel bad.



  What's one of your fantasies? I KNOW I'm not the only one who is this embarrassingly egotistical. NPR said so.

2 comments:

  1. I used to toy with the idea of sending Taylor Lautner a Book of Mormon with my picture in it. He would then convert and somehow find me, thank me for helping him see the light, and proceed to get down on one knee.

    I might still do it. But he'd probably think twice about proposing when he sees the baby in my arms.

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  2. Heck, I'm not sure *I* could resist Alistair.

    I'll just leave it at that.

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