Supportive Husband, Thy Name is McKay

ME: I don't know if I should try out for this play . . . I mean, we have so little time together as it is. Would you mind?

MCKAY: I'll tell you what. If I can have a quesadilla, you can try out for the play.

ME: We're out of tortillas.

MCKAY: Well, then NO PLAY FOR YOU.