Tallies After Rehearsal Yesterday

Number of bruises:
 Somewhere between five and ten. After a while you progress from saying, "Careful--I'm bruised there," to "Go ahead. It's all going to hurt now, anyway."

Number of times I forgot my lines: 
Feels like in the 100's. Probably more like fifteen.

Number of times I fell while handcuffed to another person and brought said other person down with me: 
Only once. Thank heaven.

Number of times I smacked my fellow cast member: 
Four. I really should fake those. Ah, well.

Number of times I belly-laughed: At least twenty.


Man, I love theater. I'm truly going to miss this show when it comes to an end. Bruises aside.