Thursday, April 4, 2013

Lincoln, the Best Brooder Baby, Contemplating Life While Eating Sugar Cookie and Lemonade at Disneyland

"I just . . . I feel like all my good days are passing me by, you know? I mean, I'm already ONE for crying out loud, and what have I got to show for it? A dozen or so plane rides, trips to Utah, Colorado, California, and Canada, four Disneyland visits, and at least a hundred walks? Shouldn't there be, I don't know . . . more?"
"I'm bored. You're boring me, mother. Please get out of my face or give me more sugar cookie."

"Am I 'giving in to the man' by drinking out of a straw? We all know sippy cups are of the devil, and parents who love their children let them have bottles forever, but where do straws lie in all this? I'm thinking neutral ground. As long as the drink is frozen lemonade."
"I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse. More sugar cookie."


  1. Haha man, he is cute. You should have a blog just for Lincoln's "thoughts". I think it'd be quite entertaining. :)

  2. I love this!! I think Lincoln should be a weekly guest poster.